As it turns out, combining two terms into something new and funny is something that my friends, who are hilarious, enjoy doing and have done so for quite some time.
Take my friend, Erica, for example. Also, read her blog, which she updates just as frequently as I update mine.
Back in 2004, she and a coworker started making a list celebrity names mixed with medical ailments and the like.
The list had not been updated since that fateful day UNTIL she was inspired by my 80s bakery post and decided it was time to revisit the list. I feel like we’ve created a modern day set of celebrity-based Garbage Pail Kids and I could not be more proud. Also, the bar for things I am proud of is set very, very low. I woke up today! Hooray!
MUSICIANS
Malady Gaga
Katy Periodontitis
Jason Derulowflowpriapism
Gucci Manic Depressive
Ke$ha - It just sounds like a disease, and frankly, it looks like she might have something
Taylor Swift’s Disease
Brucellosis Springsteen
Diseasy E.
Culture Clubfoot
Croup Doggy Dogg
Biggie Smallpox
ChlamyDionne Warwick
Elton Jaundice
Garthritis Brooks
Robert Plantar's Wart
HalitOtis Redding
Cirrhosis Mixalot
ACTORS
Christina Hendricketts
Tinnitus Fey
Mariska HargiTay-Sachs
Rita Wilson's Disease
Amy BiPohler
Julia Louis-Dried Pus
John Hammertoe
Lupus Gossett Jr.
Lindsay Lohandfootandmouth disease
Rosacea O'Donnell
Paris Hiltonsilitis
Johnny Carcinoma
Scarlet Fever Johansson
Hepatitis B Arthur
GonorRhea Perlman
Sickle Cell AneMia Farrow
Bends Affleck (or Ben Afflicktion)
Molly Ringworm
Sharon Kidney Stone
Russell Crohn's Disease
Charles Bronchitisson (pushing it)
BANDS
Massive Attachycardia
Motley Croup
Kings of Leiomyomas
Paramorphea
Temper Trapidheartbeat
MononucleOasis
2 Live Flu
Anthrax
Bon Jovinile Diabetes
Great Whitehead
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