Stalked in the forest too close to hide, I'll be upon you by the moonlight side

What happens when you find out a friend of yours not only shares your love of everything 1980s but also your desire to open a bakery in Maine?

The following list of potential 1980s themed bakery names:

(Thank you Jen, Jenna and Chris for your HILARIOUS suggestions and reinforcing I have the funniest friends ever)

I Knead You Tonight

Fattyshack

Top Bun

Bread Poets Society

Buns ‘N Roses

Back to the Chewture - A write-in suggestion from Colin S. Brilliant!

Total Eclipse of the Tart

Biscotti Kid Part Chew

Toastbusters

Whip It

PYT - Pretty Yum Things

I Want To Know What Loaf Is

Dexy’s Midnight Muffins

Fondant Goes to Hollywood

Love is a Butterfield

Take My Bread Away

She Blinded Me With Dessert

Love Bites

Take It On The Bun

Hewey Lewis and the Brews

Still Haven’t Found What I’m Cooking For

Another One Bites the Crust

Hungry Like the Wolf

Pour Some Sugar On Me

She Blinded Me With Croissants

Might Morphin Flour Rangers

Indiana Scones and the Truffle of Doom

This is Ginger Snap

Ferris Cruller’s Day Off

Bake Me Up Before You Go-Go

I Love Wok and Rolls

Hit Me With Your Best Pot

We Got the Beat (ers)

We’re Not Gonna Bake It

We’re Not Gonna Cake It

Flock of Struedels
Big Truffle in Little China

LadyFingers In Red

Sweet Child Of Mine

Pie Hard

Electric Creams

License to Fill

Baking Mr. Right

The Naked Bun

Red Velvet

Whisk-y Business

Valley Twirl

Young Buns

Girls Just Want to Have Flan

You Cook Me All Night Long

Half Baked

Sweet Dreams Are Made of This

Fat Times at Ridgemont Pie

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Bakers of the Lost Ark

You’ve Got the Right Fluff

Field of Creams

Blade Bunner

I Want Candy

Candy Girl

It Must Have Been Lard…But It’s Over Now.