It’s the sport of kings, better than diamond rings, that’s why we’re here to sing...football!

Some of you may be thinking, “Hey Mokaba, is your blog just all you and your friends combining words together now? What is up with that? By the way, you look very pretty today.” To this, I would reply, “Thank you. And no, it just seems like that because the past few posts have been lots of SHUT THE HELL UP.”

What do you do when your friend, who works for an invitation-only shopping site, needs a fashion-related name for the work NFL survivor pool team?

You, Jen, and Chris do this:

The clear winner: Diane Von Furstengoal

Runners up:

We Must Protect This House of Style

Clinton Pret-a-Portis

Sacks and the City

Right Said Fred Taylor

Steve Madden NFL '10

LaCoste Us The Game

Victorious Secret

Illegal Clothesline

MoschinOchoCinco

Sacks 5^th Avenue

Straight Cashmere, Homey

Forever 21-0

First and Trend

Puttin on the fRitz Pollard

Nine West Coast Offense

Karl Lagerfieldgoal

Yves St. Laurendzone

Don SchuLa Perla

Fendi-fense!

Donatella Versacky

Helmet Lang

Christian LaCroixbar

Take An Armanknee

Steve McNairbrush

Van Unnecessary RoughNess

Brian WestBrooks Brothers

Buffalo David Bittonsides Kick

Betsy Johnsides Kick

Original Penguin One For the Gipper

Kenneth Coleline Stand

TJ Maxx Protect Punt Formation

The Limited Too-a-Days

Burlington Coates Factory

Baby Snap

Free Safety-pins

Neutrals Zone

Receiving the Two Snaps Up

Shirts and Pigskins

Rue LaDainian Tomlinson

Jarrard’s Pageboys

SmartbarGain of 5

Pittsburg Heelers

The Cover-alls

First Gowns