I Can't Be Sure That You're the One for Me...But All I Ask Is That You Dance with Me

Usher's latest song tells me to "dance (dance) like it's the last (last) night of your life (life)."

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To that I say, Usher, if it's the last night of my life, I'm probably going to "Say (say) goodbye to my loved ones, and thank (thank) them for everything and delete (delete) all the incriminating stuff on my hard drive and phone."

Celebrities are so out of touch.